How is it that I can be parked for 17 minutes and have to pay $2.00?

Why are there bell hops waiting for you on the curb?

Is there really a demand for a “business traveler’s office?”

Why are there attendants to help you with the self-service kiosks?

“Volunteers” at the airport? Do they help park airplanes?

How can the coffee shop be out of coffee?

Why are there white, wooden, porch rocking chairs at the entrance of the gate area?

I’m confused…