What?

You’ve not seen it? You’re kidding, right?

It’s everywhere online. “Going commando” they call it. Running around without your drawers on. Flashing the world with your privates. “Britney Spears Crotch” is the top rated search term on Google. Everybody wants to see “it.”

Here’s one that won’t generate a lot of hits:

Christian Couple Sentenced to Fifteen Years for Blasphemy – Pakistan
On November 26, two believers were sentenced to 15 years in prison and a fine of 25,000 rupees each for burning the Koran. On October 18, Boota and James Masih, a married couple, were asked to clean a Muslim family’s store and burn the garbage when they finished. The two gathered all the garbage in a donkey cart and burned it outside the home. Some Muslim neighbors saw the burning and discovered Koranic papers in the fire. An angry mob gathered and planned to burn Christian homes and churches. Police controlled the mob by arresting James and Boota, even though they are illiterate and did not know the contents of the garbage.

Britney Spears’ Crotch vs. illiterate Christian couple sentenced to 15 years in prison because of their religious affliation. Who wins? Britney, of course!

Who cares? Unfortunately, no one.