Drats! I meant to be up at 3:00 a.m. to make the 4:00 a.m. Black Friday opening of the stores this morning. Now my whole Christmas is ruined… Not!
Deck the halls with lots of… mucus?
Merry <cough> <cough> <cough> Christmas. Yep! Spent my holiday sick. Not a lot of fun. As a friend said, “When the witch doctor is sick, we’re all in trouble!” At one point I was so delirious with fever that a plastic turtle on the floor of the bathroom came alive and tried to attack me. […]
I’ll race you…
As the angel choir withdrew into heaven, the sheepherders talked it over. “Let’s get over to Bethlehem as fast as we can and see for ourselves what God has revealed to us.” They left, running…
Plastic Jesus in a Manger
The Bible is nothing but lies. A bunch of Jews wrote it. Church is full of hypocrites. Christianity is no different than Islam. There’s no such thing as a faith that can move mountains. Just a couple of the of the comments I heard tonight, most of which were directed at me. I’d been invited […]
Christmas Eve!
Wow! This is going to be some kind of a busy, slamming day! I have to play Scrooge to start the day off — I have to work. Because of that I can’t participate in the Christmas Kitchen that Lifepoint is doing downtown at the Water Street Restaurant. That was a blast last year and […]