Aaah, the efficiency of the system . . . Tech support: “Hello, how may we help you?” Me: “We’re having a problem running a credit card transaction.” Tech support: “And you are calling because . . .?” Me: “We can’t charge a customer who is trying to pay us!” Tech support: “Have you tried running […]
Drink up!
It’s actually happened . . . Ranking right up there with the government coming clean on Roswell and Area 51, Ted Kennedy confessing that he’s been deceiving the American people for decades and the revelation that Elvis really is alive and living in a trailor park in Arizona, the day I thought would never see […]
Doing it right
There are times when you just know you did something right . . . I have (helped create?) a fabulous daughter. She hides between her other two siblings as the middle child, but that is really a ruse. She shines brightly and puts to shame the “middle child” label. She excels at so many different things […]
Scalded dog
We used to have a dog that hated the Fourth of July and New Year’s Eve . . . She was terrified of loud sounds. Fireworks drove her into a frenzy. She would always run for our bed, dive under it and lie there trembling until the noise stopped. That usually meant that she would […]
Miss Bikini World 2006
Sorry. Just had to do that. I saw a reference to the Miss Bikini World 2006 competition and I’ll readily confess that my head freely swiveled. But, now that I have your attention . . . Have you ever wondered what makes someone put on very little and parade around practically naked but think they […]