It’s actually happened . . .

Ranking right up there with the government coming clean on Roswell and Area 51, Ted Kennedy confessing that he’s been deceiving the American people for decades and the revelation that Elvis really is alive and living in a trailor park in Arizona, the day I thought would never see light has finally occurred! Someone actually walked into Euphoria Smoothies (the baby I’ve been gestating for 15 months), laid hard, cold cash on the counter and purchased a smoothie. An Açai Jungle Juice to be exact. That noise you heard yesterday morning was the hallaleujah chorus being sung over our store.

By my calculations, the $3.89 the individual paid was only $432,594.39 short of its actual cost. Well, that may be a little bit of an exaggeration, but it sure feels that way. But we must not lose sight of what is really important — we dropped the baby, had a calf, brought new life into the world . . . we are now officially open!