Having driven to Chattanooga two days ago and getting ready to drive back tomorrow, the price of gas is on my mind.

In talking with some folks here, I see that a lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer:

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in Alaska, California, coastal Florida, coastal Louisana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas.

All our dipsticks are located in Washington, D.C.

I think that explains it all!