Ever have one of those days when having a pocket spray that you could whip out and give yourself a quick God-pick-me-upper would come in handy?

Look no further!

Everyone needs an easily attainable faith in God*. No fuss, no struggle, psssst, psssst and presto! you believe in God and have access to all the benefits.

Even better, not only can you instantly believe in God with a single faith-enhancing spray, but it’s peppermint flavored to boot!

Wow! What will they think of next!

*This product is real but has not been approved by the FDA. It is not intended to diagnose, treat or cure any disease. This spray is a potentially dangerous weapon. Do not administer to individuals against their will. Forced religious conversions will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.