This is sick!

It’s also early.

It actually takes place on May 16th. However, it is so important that I didn’t want to take the chance that it might sneak up on me and I neglect to wish you the best on such a momentous day.

National Sea Monkey Day? How did I miss that one? I rechecked my calendar and did not find it amongst the special days. I think I got ripped off when I bought my calendar.

Think I’m kidding? Check out the Sea Monkey radio show!

Want the “official” scoop? Here’s the official website of the Amazing-Live-Sea-Monkeys.

Though it may not appear to be so, I’m actually quite busy today, believe it or not…