What is it with all this spam for expensive watch knock-offs?

I really don’t get it. I receive hundreds of these every week.

Are there folks out there salivating to own a watch so much that they would buy from one of these spammers. Who is Frank Muller? Aren’t all watches “rel1able?” What makes a watch a “prest1ge” watch or “w4tch?” Why does “Exquisite Watches” and “Watches with 25% Discount” have the very same content but different email addresses? Why does the link provided in the email only last for 24-48 hours before going defunct? (I actually checked!)

“This One Will Put a Smile on Your Face” wasn’t about a watch.

“Make Her Worship You” was.

Go figure…