My, my, my. What have we come to. A smudge of driveway sealant resembling the face of Jesus has fetched more than $1,500 in an online auction.

“There are some people who need this kind of thing to sort of start them on their faith journey,” the owner of the dirty asphalt commented. She further noted, “I don’t. That’s why I don’t mind parting with it.”

For $1,500 I could part with it, too!