I hate tagging this one under Christianity because of the “this makes the whole kit-n-kaboodle look bad” effect. Why do these folks insist on acting so stupidly?

Do you lay awake at nights worrying about what happens to your loved ones and friends who aren’t Christians when the rupture rapture takes place? Are you concerned that they won’t know what happened to you? Are you afraid somebody you don’t know will get all your stuff that you will leave behind when you disappear like water on a hot griddle?

Well, fear no more!

You’ve Been Left Behind has come to the rescue!

For a mere $40 per year (subsequent years may be less, if subscribers increase and the “big event” doesn’t happen), the fail-safe system will send out messages you’ve written to 62 recipients.

I’d hate to be number 63 on your list…