Along the lines of IDK, this was a real phone conversation yesterday:

Hello! Thank you for calling The Green Pharmacy. May I help you?

Is this The Green Pharmacy?

Yes it is, may I help you?

Silence

Is this The Green Pharmacy?

Yes it is, may I help you?

Indignant,

I want to know if this is THE Green Pharmacy!

Hesitating,

Actually, it is. We often disguise ourselves as The Green Pharmacy just to fool people.

Questioningly,

So, I’m talking to The Green Pharmacy.

I’m beginning to wonder.

Huh?

Folks, don’t try this at home…