For some strange reason my wife and I decided to go to the local food coop for lunch. I say “strange” because I swore that I would never do it again the last time I went four months ago.

We hardly ever do lunch, so I was actually mildly excited about the outing.

Alas, I remembered instantly why I’d taken such an oath of abstinence from their food offerings the moment I stepped up to the food bar. But, being strapped for time, I decided to try it again anyway.

Bad decision. Disappointment City.

Why is it that people who tout healthy fares and healthy lifestyles have to be so weird about it and make it so unappealing? I mean, seriously. They could be making a killing AND be making people healthy at the same time.

So what did they offer? I honestly don’t know. It looked like a cross between road kill and possum stew.

What did it taste like? I honestly don’t know. It definitely DID NOT taste like chicken.

Was I a satisfied customer? Hmmm… how can I phrase this? NO!  I was actually rather upset because it was so unappealing, tasted so bland AND cost me more than a good lunch would have cost.

So what’s my point?

If you say you’re going to be something… do it!

Note to self: you sound like you’ve just made a good case for the seriousness of being a Jesus follower. Also, stop using the Nike slogan.